Turd Toters, LLC

The Turd Toters Team

About Us

We Keep The Feces Off Your Feetsies!

Have you ever been on the receiving end of a phone call where your significant other is screaming obscenities because they just stepped in a steamy pile of dog poop barefoot? Have you ever been dressed to the nines ready to go to an event or on a date and smelled something while driving down the road, only to realize you’ve got poop on the bottom of your shoe? Have you ever been sitting on the couch watching the game, your toddler comes to sit beside you, and the smell of poop smacks you in the nose with the harsh reality that the smell isn’t coming from their diaper, but they’ve rolled in doggy doo before coming inside?

I could go on and on with these scenarios and if you have ever owned or been around pets, particularly dogs, I’m sure you have your own traumatizing story. Whether you’re 2 or 102, if you ever step on a brown land mine it gets etched into your brain. Stepping in gum is bad, but a hot smelly pile will put a damper on your day for sure!

To sum it up… Crap Happens!

Animals must poop and unless they’re trained to go in the toilet or you have a house cat using a litter box, chances are you’ll have a Tootsie roll surprise waiting for you in the yard.

This is where we come in… Turd Toters, LLC is here to pick up what your fur babies are putting down. We aim to limit the possibility of messing up those brand-new kicks or ruining a barefoot day in the backyard. Our focus is to satisfy your pet waste management needs and prevent diseases (see FAQ’s) from spreading. We offer an array of packages for both residential and commercial properties ranging from bi-weekly, 1x, 2x, 3x a month to one-time clean ups.

Homeowners, HOA managers, Property managers, Realtors, Hotels, Motels, government agencies or commercial businesses that have the need for our services, we’ve got you covered like flies on… well you know! Here at Turd Toters, LLC Our days are crappy so yours don’t have to be!

FACTS

Although dog poop can seem quite harmless, the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) feels otherwise. Dog poop is considered an environmental pollutant in the same category as herbicides, insecticides, oil, grease, toxic chemicals, and acid drainage. It actually does the opposite of fertilizing your lawn, leaving your perfectly green grass with discoloring and even burns.

It’s said that a gram of dog waste can actually contain up to 23 million fecal bacteria, and can even carry diseases including whipworms, hookworms, roundworms, tapeworms, parvo, corona, giardiasis, salmonellosis, cryptosporidiosis, and campylobacteriosis. According to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), humans and other pets can contract diseases from the droppings if not handled properly. All it takes is contact with the soil to catch a disease such as this.

This can cause issues if you’re trying to mow your lawn. By leaving the dog’s waste in the backyard while you mow, you are then spreading what has been determined as “toxic” chemicals by the EPA and CDC all over your lawn. It will certainly diminish the color and look of the luscious green grass you have and will create a higher likelihood of catching zoonoses. Zoonoses comes from the eggs of roundworms and other parasites, which can actually live in your soil for years and years. Sounds pretty dangerous if your kid wants to play an innocent game of catch in the backyard.

Needless to say, remove the poop! The best thing you can do for your soil (and those living on the property) is to remove the feces right away after the dog does the nasty.

FAQ

  1. Pet waste is very toxic! Dog poop is loaded with microorganisms that can get people and other pet’s sick. A single gram contains some 23 million E coli and other fecal coliform bacteria, plus it hosts salmonella, giardia, and hookworm. To make matters worse, all these doggy droppings may be contributing to the worrying trend of antibiotic-resistant infection in humans.
  2. In total, dogs defecate about 30,000 tons of waste each day — that’s 10 million tons each year! In contrast, cats produce 1.2 million tons every year.
  3. Dog poop kills grass if you let it sit out for too long. It also spreads bacteria and parasites and has the potential to pollute drinking water. 

Enjoy our services month to month, or with an annual subscription. You're free to leave with just a 30-day notice.

If you don't want to sign up for a subscription, you can request a one time clean up fee and be charged on a per visit basis.

You can do a few things to help us out, for our safety as well as your pets and loved ones!

  1. Please make sure your yard is easily accessible.
  2. Please keep your lawn maintained regularly, without a bunch of leaves or debris. We need to see the poo to clean it up!

Yes.  For the safety of your fur babies, we require all pets to be restrained or indoors during service calls.

Yes. Your professional technician will call or text you before arriving at your home on the day of service, or knock on your door upon arrival if you prefer. The technician will also send a text after the job to confirm completion and ensure your pet is safe to return outdoors with a picture of your closed gate!